dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself
that is so true not even sorry
we actually don’t even need to be dating if i figure out your kinks it’s on like donkey kong
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
I was sad, but then i remembered these gifs exist
Look at our happy moose
and our hysterical gay angel man
and our chuckling green eyed hunter
our hilariously ferocious smaug
cant forget the giggling hobbit
or our politest British Shakespearean
or are little cheerful dylan
and our fabulously funny american patriot
and our merry giraffe
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
Fun Fact: The average person would walk past a murderer about 36 times in their lifetime.I like how this is called a ‘fun’ fact.
It’s fun because they didn’t decide to murder you.
I like this